Hey everybody it’s ya boy Dougie here! I’m so excited to personally invite you all to Bendigo Hotel on Saturday August 19 for the biggest, gnarliest most bodacious Pizza Death Pizza Party of all time!

Introducing first we’ve got @rub.punk and since bursting onto the scene just earlier in the year this quartet of certified legends have already established themselves as the greatest band of all time and their latest EP One Out and even the fucking demo are already contenders to take number one position in the Dougie’s Hottest 100 of 2023!

Now the term grindcore legends gets thrown a lot these days but in my humble opinion no one deserves the title more than Remains Have you ever had your face melted off? Well buckle up because guaranteed it’ll happen during their set or your money back!
Was there anything better in life than waking up on Sunday morning with a few slices of cold pizza leftover from the night before and firing up the 3 hour Simpsons marathon? Not that I can remember but everybody make some noise for the greatest Simpsons themed band with most epic riffs of all time Dr. Colossus If you told me there’s a better stoner album than I’m a Stupid Moran with an Ugly Face… etc etc then I would call you a liar!
Now of course we will be having the always amazing Thin Slizzy serving up the Pizza Buffet of Death and we’ll playing a little game @slizz_wizz likes to call Chilli Roulette! Each pizza contains just one slice that has a comical amount of chilli hidden in it and you won’t find out until it’s too late!