Rightwing senator Pauline Shittsen interviews US President Donald Dump, live via satellite, in a desperate bid to become Australia's next commander & queen, with Donald's help.

Will she succeed? Or will the shit hit the fan?

Come join the fun in this shit-hot show and find out.

Notorious and wickedly talented satirical comedian, Helchild, is back at their favourite festival with all guns blazing!

The performance is part of this year’s 10th Festival of Surrealisms.

Celebrating its 10th year, this magnificently mad, mind-bending, multi-artform festival is an epic fusion of creativity and weirdness.

Presented by Captain W.N. Fish (aka award-winning playwright Bill Marshall) and his loyal co-producer Doctor Oculus.

Discover Melbourne's most pioneering independent poets, theatre makers, comics, puppeteers, filmmakers and other artists as they uniquely celebrate the absurdities of life through continuous performances from 12.30pm to 8.30pm over the weekend.

Book online: https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/the-10th-festival-of-surrealisms-14-15-march-2026-tickets-1980530179080?

Tix also be available (cash and card) at the door.

Of the weird, by the weird, for the weird.