Like an eagle onto an unsuspecting bald man, MUNTED CHUNTS are dropping the hardest (and weirdly tortoise-shaped) show they've ever bothered to on a Thursday night... AT THE WORKERS CLUB!

Supported by our mighty mates RAT BUCKET and FORKLIFT ASSASSINS, come on down May 14th for a ripper and a roarer. So bring your mum for a night of fun, or I'll kick your bum.

Tickets are on sale now. Doors at 7PM. Stop reading this. Good luck!