1. ALL ROADS LEAD TO YAH YAH'S (REQUIRED READING)

After much ado, your favourite soi bois are officially and intensely stoked to announce the release of Miracle Mile’s first ever single - Japan!

To celebrate this fuck-off momentous event, will be taking Yah Yah’s (our spiritual home) by storm Saturday night, January 11th with our very sexy friends The Crookeds and Silt.

More details to follow, but safe to say this will be our biggest show yet and we have a veritable fuck-tonne of surprises planned, so cancel whatever else you were going to do Jan 11th because this will make it look shit by comparison.

2. THE MIRACLE MILE HIGH CLUB PT.2 - ELECTRIC BOOGALOO (OPTIONAL READING)

To celebrate even more, we will also be hosting the Miracle Mile High Club Pt.2 before the show. The party will be unofficially sponsored by a couple of different beer brands so there’ll be free drinks, free entry, free DJs, free definitely not-shit door prizes, free milk crates, and much, much more (winky emoji).

Once everyone is nice and fuck-eyed, we’ve arranged Uber XLs to take us all to the show in waves (one for each band) – free you ask? Yes, free.

Come join us on the Miracle Mile in this wonderful, hedonistic new tradition. Everyone except LNP voters are welcome because fuck Scomo.