The numbers never lie…two's a party.

Lovers rejoice! Your Bistroteque hosts have tapped two primo selectors on their lauded shoulders for a late night Valentine speziale extendo - Elsie and Bridget Small.

Electronic body music of all kinds - new beat, screw beat, freak down with your crew beat. Deep and it's not that deep house. Redlining and red wining. Songs to make you scream CAMPARI SODA!

You know the drill - bookings essential! Or until door sales run out.

Bistroteque operates on the stolen lands of the Wurundjeri People of the Kulin Nation. Free entry (always) for First Nations folk. Sling us a message.

$15 (+bf) presale and door tickets before 10pm. $20 on the door 10pm onwards.

Strict no dickheads policy. See you in the smoke...