Well, well, well you hibernating huskies. Lookie here you lamenting lichen-covered logs. It’s about time all you petrified peters, buckling burn outs and spandex sparklers dust the crumbs off your face and iron your trackie dacks. The Juicy Fruits are back from the brink and this time, its deadly serious.

If you like drinking beverages and patting dogs we’ve got what you need and plenty of it, so get on down to the post office and express post yourself a good time.

Cat Crawl are coming and they told me they don’t like that workmate of yours either. You know the one. Yea that one.