The Sallys are here
We are not sure as to why
I doubt we’ll find out

Come contemplate the intricacies of what this all means, how we all got here, and why we’re writing haikus. With some shakin’, bakin’, and existential crisis makin’ that only the Sallys can provide. Doors are at 8, do not be late, come watch our mates or we’ll get irate (answer to July 23rd’s wordle).