Everyone's favourite faeces-themed Thursday festivity, TURDSDAY, is back with instalment #5!!
If you didn't already know, Religious Observance are launching their new album on Friday December 7th, so get along to TURDSDAY the night before for a very special opportunity to have every single member of R.O. tear you apart in their various other bands!
The High Drifters - aka The Low Floaters.
Colostomy Baguette? - for once, no play on words required.
Maggot Bath - pamper yourself.
Hand of Fear - what you get when the toilet paper is too thin.