They've been locked away for two years like a shrivelled up inflatable Santa in a cupboard - but now they're BACK

Damian Cowell - the master of insatiably catchy wrongness - and his party animal Disco Machine are ready to bring you Disco Christmas - a non stop bell-wiggling, floor-shaking festive dance party, featuring the snake-hipped boogaloo moves of the great Tony Martin - you've never seen him like this on Have You Been Paying Attention!

With highlights from his mind-blowing animated graphic novel web series Only The Shit You Love, plus some Christmas classics as only he can reinvent them, Damian Cowell his Disco Machine and Tony Martin will help you forget the world, forget yourself, and have the best night out in, well, two years!

Come in Disco Christmas fancy dress and win a prize! If you've been to a Disco Christmas, you'll know how good this is - limited tickets so this will sell out. Don't miss it!